This bookmark is essentially a tiny, paper-sized warning label for any bookworm. It's a sly nod to the fact that the more books a woman devours, the sharper her wit becomes, and the more likely she is to wield literary references like a sword. This bookmark isn't just holding your place in that 800-page historical epic—it's reminding the world that a well-read woman can outsmart, out quote, and probably out-sarcasm you at any given moment. Proceed with caution... and a dictionary